truth or dare

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TRUTH or DARE

by: kelsey & phoe

*the Seishi appear in a random house*

Tasuki: What're we here for?!?!

Taitsuukun: To play Truth or Dare. I need some entertainment. The Nyan-Nyan got stuck in the dishwasher after the last game.

Minna: *sweatdrop*

Taiitsukun: Well, you guys already know what to do, right? You've done this before..

Minna: *look at each other*

Tamahome: So.. who wants to start?

Tasuki: *after stomping over Tamahome* Gen-chan will!!

*Everyone collectively sweatdrops*

Tasuki: TAMAHOME!!! TRUTH OR DARE?!

Tamahome: Uh... uh... *thinks* I don't wanna be fried... *out loud* Truth.

Tasuki: *EVIL grin* Do you really love Miaka, or do ya just want sex?

Tamahome: Uhh.. I.. uh... *glances back at the glaring Miaka*

Tasuki: You picked /TRUTH/ You hafta tell the /TRUTH/!

Tamahome: The truth, huh? Well, she's not really that good in bed, so it's no way it's the sex!

Miaka: *all the while, steaming as Tamahome answered* TA~~~MA~~~HO~~~ME~~~!!

Tamahome: oh shit. *gets punched and goes flying*

*Minna look at the twitching Tama-kun and sweatdrop*

Tamahome: *recovers* All right, now I hafta pick someone else... NURIKO! Truth or dare!

Nuriko: Dare.

Tamahome: I dare you and Tasuki to share a nice, big KISS! WUAHAHAHAH!

Tasuki: NANI?!

Nuriko: C'mon, Tasuki-chan~! It won't be /that/ bad.. We've done it in all those doujinshi's...

Tasuki: WE HAVE?! *gets cut off by Nuriko's big fat kiss*

~5 minutes later~

Tamahome: Uh.. Nuriko.. you can stop now..

Minna: *big fat collective sweatdrop*

Tasuki: *gasping for breath*

Nuriko: Well, that was fun~! Now.. we haven't had any of the Seiryuu have any fun! AMIBOSHI!

Amiboshi: Huh?! What did I ever do to you?

Nuriko: Truth or Dare?

Amiboshi: Uh... *thinks* How bad can his dares be? *outloud* DARE!

Nuriko: Hmm.. Let Ashitare play with your flute..

Amiboshi: *sobs* But I CAN'T play it with teeth marks all over it! I want a new dare!

Nuriko: Rules of the game say no changing dares!

Amiboshi: I'll get my revenge, and it won't be pretty... *hands the flute to Ashitaire, who convinces Soi to play fetch with him*

Ashitaire: *gnaws on the flute*

Amiboshi: WAAAAAAH! IT WAS MY FATHER'S! DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANY COMPASSION?!?!

Suboshi: YEA! Stop being mean to Aniki!

Amiboshi: *clearly filled with rage* Okay... I choose.. NURIKO!

Nuriko: What?! I JUST WENT!

Amiboshi: I know.. and I'm getting you BACK!

Suboshi: GO ANIKI! Revenge is SWEET! *starts to cackle maniacally*

Tomo: You do that very well.

Suboshi: Oooh, thank you ^^

Amiboshi: Truth or Dare?!

Nuriko: Um, ah, I... *thinks* A dare would obviously lead to personal injury sooo... "Truth."

Amiboshi: *quiet, deadly voice* Who, apart from Hotohori and yourself, do you think is the best-looking Seishi?

Tasuki: Oi, okama-boy! You better not have been checking me out! *gets tossed into a wall*

Nuriko: Hmm.. best looking, huh? *looks around the room, then makes his way slowly towards Amiboshi, who is obviously starting to panic* You, Amiboshi-kun!

Boshis: WHAT?!

Suboshi: How could he say Aniki, without say me as well?! WE LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME!

Amiboshi: *has presently passed out on the floor*

Nuriko: *sweetly* Well, I guess it's my turn again~!

Suboshi: Hmph. What's Aniki got that I don't in the looks department???

Hotohori: *studies him carefully* Amiboshi is more prone to gentle smiles, which are always a plus.

Nuriko: HOTOHORI-SAMA! Truth or dare?

Hotohori: Tru-- *gets bopped by a Nyan-Nyan* Um, dare, I guess.

Nuriko: *cackles* I dare you to... *turns on a conviniently placed radio, and pulls up the coffee table* Get up there and strip dance!

Hotohori: *visibly pales* Y-you want me to.. ME?! A respected character, such as myself to.. to.. to stoop so low?!

Tomo: Go Hotohori-sama! *does that evil kakkle of his* Ka-ka-ka-ka!

Tasuki: *turns on the radio, the incredibly annoying "Thong Song" blares out* What the hell is this shit? *shakes it, the station changes and "Livin' La Vida Loca" comes on* Where's all the @#$$# j-pop?!

Nuriko: Never mind that! Go on, Hotohori-sama!

Mitsukake: *covers Chiriko's eyes*

Suboshi: Ne Yui-sama, want me to cover YOUR eyes?

Yui: Nah, I wanna watch!

Suboshi: Y-yui-sama?!

Yui: What? So I'm only restricted to wanting to see Tamahome naked?

Suboshi: You want to see Tamahome Naked?!

Nakago: *as calm as ever* Maybe Tamahome should strip?

Tamahome: AH! Hentai! *covers himself, with the coffeetable's tablecloth* And this is Hotohori's dare!

Nuriko: That's right! C'mon Hotohori!

Hotohori: -.-;; Fine.

*10 Minutes Later...*

Nuriko: *swoon*

Tasuki: ...Right. Your turn!

Hotohori: Hmm... Soi, truth or dare?

Nakago: Soi.. it's your turn. If you'd cease your death grip on me for just a moment...

Soi: *sweetly* Haaai Nakago-san *voice turns deadly as she turns to Hotohori* What do you want?!

Hotohori: T-truth or dare...?

Soi: *glares at him menacingly, for making her let go of 'her Nakago-sama'* Dare...

Hotohori: I dare you to... uh... uh...

Soi: ...Never mind. I'll pick truth instead so we can finish this and get the hell outta here.

Hotohori: How DO you control lightning without getting static-y hair and clothing?

Soi: I use more hair gel and starch than most people'd like to think

Hotohori: Oooh, what brand do you use?

Soi: *koff* Anyways.. Tomo! Truth or dare?

Hotohori: Fine, if you don't want to tell me..

Tomo: Uh.. ka-ka-ka! Dare!

Soi: I dare you to.. kiss any female in this room

Tomo: WHAT?!

Suboshi: Try and kiss Yui-sama and I'll kill you... again.

Tomo: But Miaka is... unspeakably moronic, and Soi stole my beloved!

Tasuki: Bwa ha ha, Seiryuu torture...

Amiboshi: *regains consciousness* Were you happy about my flute getting chewed up TOO? WERE YOU, TASUKI?!

Tasuki: Maybe I was! Wutcha gonna do about it, flute boy?!

Suboshi: Don't talk to my aniki like that, or I'll send my ryuuseisui after you!

Tasuki: OH! You're one to talk, Mr. psychotic yo-yo boy!

Suboshi: The ryuuseisui is NOT a yo-yo! Why do people keep saying that?!

Taiitsukun: Everyone quiet down and continue the game, or I'll release the Nyan-Nyan after you!

Nyan-nyan: We can fix everything!

Soi: C'mon, Tomo.. pucker up

Tasuki: Ew, you WANT to be kissed by the gay freak? *gets electrocuted* x.x

Tomo: Urgh... *leans over and kisses Soi VERY lightly* My turn. Nakago-sama, truth or dare?

Nakago: Truth.

Tomo: rats. Ah... who do you think is cuter? Me or Soi?

Nakago: ...

Soi: *sweetly, grabbing onto Nakago's arm* Of course he's gonna say ME~!

Tomo: Let the man answer for himself!

Nakago: Uh.. I'd have to say Soi.

Soi: Seeeee~?

Nakago: However, I have seen Tomo without his makeup... can I change my answer?

Soi: What?!

Tomo: Wai! KAKAKAKAKA! ^_^

Minna: *cover their ears* Itai...

Soi: *jumps Tomo and shocks him repeatedly*

Mitsukake: *covers Chiriko's eyes*

Nakago: Now, I believe it is my turn. *glances around* Hmm... Chiriko, truth or dare?

Chiriko: Ano... If I choose dare, I'll be told to do an event that will most likely put me through a huge amount of embarressment, but if I choose truth, I'll just be asked a question that I'll probably be able to handle, so considering my options--

Tasuki: Just choose one!

Chiriko: Now, see you've distracted me. Where was I? Considering my options.. I believe truth is the best.. Yes, I choose truth.

Chichiri: *pops into SD, and starts poking Nakago who has apparently fallen asleep* Wakie wakie no da~!

Nakago: *rolls over, and starts sucking his thumb*

Minna: *sweatdrop* Uh..

Tomo: You wake him up, Soi, you usually do anyways... *falls over, electrocuted yet again*

Soi: Hmph. *cheery voice* Nakago-sama, rise and shine!

Nakago: *bats Soi's hand away* Mama, I wanna horsey ride!

Tamahome: *starts giggling*

Soi: *grabs Tamahome's shirt* Don't laugh at my Nakago-sama! *sparks start dancing on her fingertips*

Tamahome: Ah! Sorry sorry! *falls to the floor when Soi let's go* Geez.. Seiryuu Seishi are so violent

Chiriko: Nakago-san? *starts to shake him*

Nakago: *unconsciously raises his hand which starts to glow blue, while still sucking the thumb of the other one*

Mitsukake: *grabs Chiriko out of the way* *the chi blows Miboshi away, conveniently getting rid of the demonic baby*

Chiriko: ...anyway. Ne, you think you could wake him up, Amiboshi-san? It isn't fair that I don't get to do anything!

Amiboshi: Well... *Chiriko gets teary-eyed* Okay. *plays flute, Nakago wakes up*

Nakago: What on earth possesses you to go around looking like you have a paintbrush sticking up from your head?

Chiriko: *bursts into tears* Okaa-san thought it was cute! It's not faaaaaair! WAH!

Chiriko: *cries into Mitsukake shirt*

Mitsukake: *pats him* Chiriko.. it's your turn

Chiriko: *sniffs* Uh.. okay. *uses Mitsukake's shirt as a tissue* Tasuki-san! Truth or dare!

Tasuki: Dare! Do your worst, I can handle it!

Chiriko: I dare you to tell Kouji you love him!

Tasuki: WH-WHAT?!

Yui: Whoever knew Chiriko could be so devious?

Chichiri: Years of supressed mischief, no da.

Tasuki: *smug look* Kouji's not here! So there!

Taiitsukun: *snaps her fingers, Kouji appears*

Tasuki: lousy old bag... *promtly get's smacked* ITE!

Kouji: What am I doing here? AW! I didn't get to.. hold on.. *makes his way towards the door, and walks out of the room*

Chichiri: Where's he going no da?

Tasuki: Oi! Kouji!

*few seconds later, a knock on the door, and Kouji is heard on the other side*

Kouji: "Excuse me" "Who is it?" "It's me! Kouji! The infamous Leikaku bandit, second in command after the lovely Gen-chan! Who is also my best friend, might I add" "Oh my! What brings your greatness to this humble abode?" "I dunno.. let's find out, shall we?" "Yes! Do come in!" *opens the door, and comes into the room* "Why thank you! You are ever so kind"

Minna: *facefault, sweatdrop, and fallover*

Tasuki: Eh.. Kouji you still do that?

Kouji: Why yes of course! Now, what is it you want?

Tasuki: I.. I

Tamahome: *grins* Go on!

Tasuki: We're--

Nakago: No explaining! *kokoro starts to glow*

Tasuki: *sweatdrop* Kouji... I- I-

Nakago: *ki gathers in hand*

Tasuki: I LOVE YOU, OKAY?!?!

Kouji: Really? THAT'S WONDERFUL!

Tasuki: It is?!

Kouji: I LOVE YOU TOO, GEN-CHAN! *jumps up to glomp him*

Taiitsukun: *snaps her fingers, and Kouji disappears before reaching Tasuki*

Tasuki: HEY! Bring him baaack!

Nakago: No time, we must finish the game. You may continue, Tasuki.

Tasuki: I'm not doing $#@&! Gimme Kouji!

Nakago: You may CONTINUE Tasuki *blue aura glowing around him*

Tasuki: But... but... *turns to Taitsuukun* You're making shounen ai-worshipers around the globe pissed off...

Taiitsukun: Hmm... I see your point. *Kouji appears*

Tasuki: Wai wai! lemme make someone else happy! ^^ Suboshi! Truth or dare!

Suboshi: DARE!

Tasuki: I dare you to kiss Yui!

Suboshi: Arigato, Tasuki! ^_^

Kouji: *glomps Tasuki* Now let's have fun... *flutters eyelashes*

Tasuki: Whoo hoo! I'm getting action tonight!

Kouji: Who says we hafta wait til tonight? *pounces on Tasuki*

Mitsukake: *covers Chiriko's eyes, once again*

Chichiri: There are other people here you two no da!

Nuriko: I think it's Suboshi's turn.. *turns to Suboshi, who's still kissing Yui*

Amiboshi: I think it's gonna be a while... he's got my lung capacity... ^^;;

Tasuki: Let's play strip poker while we wait~!

Kouji: But one of us'll win, and that means keeping on clothes!

Hotohori: No strip poker, please... ^^**

Chiriko: Mitsukake-san, why is Suboshi-san bending Yui-san over backwards?

Mitsukake: O.O Uh...

Chichiri: *sweatdrops* Suboshi-kun, you can continue /after/ the game. *turns to the bandits* That goes for you too. ^^

Tasuki: *bops suboshi* Hey, if we hafta wait, you guys do to!

Suboshi: Hey! I'm busy here! *goes in for another kiss, but chichiri goes in between them, all SD*

Chichiri: I said after the game no da! It's your turn!

Suboshi: Ugh, fine.. who didn't go yet? *looks at Miboshi who's now a burnt mess on the floor* uh.. Yui-sama! truth or dare?

Yui: Dare

Suboshi: kiss me again!

Yui: S-Suboshi... I don't really love you...

Suboshi: What the HELL is wrong with you?! Haven't I been nice and considerate towards you?! Haven't I shown you loyalty and genuine love?! And yet you STILL don't love me!!!

Minna: O.O

Suboshi: *sweatdrop* It's one of those questions you always wanna ask...

Yui: *gets sparkly shoujo eyes* Suboshi.

Suboshi: Yui-sama.

Yui: Subo- aw hell, forget it. *grabs Suboshi*

Tasuki: Hey, if they still get to go at it, why can't we?! *drags Kouji into a conviniently placed closet*

Chiriko: What are they going to do in a closet? Isn't it too dark to do anything in there?

Minna: *turn away and whistle innocently*

Chiriko: Why won't anyone TELL me anything?! *crosses his arms and pouts*

Mitsukake: You'll find out when your older.

Chichiri: Ano.. Yui-chan, it's your turn no da *sweatdrops as he sees them still at it*

Amiboshi: Anou, Shun-chan... Yui-sama needs to take her turn, and then we'll leave you to your... fun.

Suboshi: But Anikiiiiii...

Amiboshi: Shun...

Suboshi: Hmph.

Yui: Hmm... Mitsukake, truth or dare?

Mitsukake: What the hey... Dare.

Yui: ^_^ I dare you to act like a genki six-year-old girl for the rest of the game.

Mitsukake: *sweatdrops* I..

Yui: You hafta do it- *get's cut off by Suboshi, who has immediately resumed his kissing session*

Mitsukake: *jumps up and grabs Chiriko's hands, spinning them round in circles* Let's go play with dolls!

Chiriko: Mitsukake-san.. you're scaring me.. o.o;;;

Mitsukake: But you're my very bestedest friend, Chiri-chan! Wai wai wai!

Chiriko: oO;; M-Mitsukake-san...

Mitsukake: Call me Mitsu-chan! *powerposes* It is my mission to give you the happy childhoods you seishi never had!

Minna: O.O;; Kowaii...

Chichiri: Mitsukake no da? ^^ It's your turn no da.

Mitsukake: Tasuki, truth or dare?

Tasuki: *pops his head out of the closet* I'm &@#$ busy! Pick someone else!

Mitsukake: *grabs Tasuki's shirt* But you'll make Mitsu-chan cry! Mitsu-chan chooses Suki-chan! *places a finger on Tasuki's nose*

Tasuki: *bats his finger away* Don't call me Suki-chan! *grumbles* Fine.. Dare! Just get it over with!

Mitsukake: Yay! Now you hafta play tea party with Mitsu-chan! *grabs Tasuki's hand, and drags him out of the closet*

Tasuki: Mitsukake--

Mitsukake: MITSU-CHAN! IT'S MITSU-CHAN! WAAAAAAAH!

Chichiri: He's enjoying that too much no da. O.O

Chiriko: Kowaii yo! *hides behind Nuriko*

Tasuki: Is this going to take long? *looking bored, and grumpy from being taken away from Kouji*

Mitsukake: We must wait for the other guests to arrive, of course! *goes over and grabs Chiriko's hand* Wai! And I'm not leaving out my bestadest friend in the whole wide world! *grabs a protesting Chiriko out from behind Nuriko*

Chiriko: Waaaaaaaaah! Yada yada yada!

Chichiri: Maybe we should continue the tea party at a later time no da? Tasuki needs to take his turn.. again..

Tasuki: Chichiri! Truth or dare?

Chichiri: Ah... dare no da.

Tasuki: *fanged grin* I dare you to let Mitsu-chan style your hair!

Chichiri: NANI NO DA?!

Mitsukake: Wai wai! This is gonna be soooo much fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun~!!!!!

Chichiri: Daa... *pops into SD, as Mitsukake scoops him up, and they head for the bathroom*

Mitsukake: Wai wai wai! Mitsu-chan will make you look so pretty, Chichi-kun! *various sounds of screaming monks, breaking glass, and rabid monkeys can be heard from inside*

Chichiri: *comes out moments later, his bangs cut in half, and gelled so that they now stick completely straight up, and the ponytail in the back was now hot pink, with mini flowers clipped on random spots*

Minna: *stare, sweatdrop, then burst into laughter as Chiriko sympathetically pats Chichiri on the back*

Chichiri: Hmph. I believe it is my turn na no da. Miaka-chan, truth or dare?

Miaka: Dare!

Chichiri: I dare you to eat your own cooking!!! >D

Miaka: Uh.. Oops, doesn't look like we have any here with us, guess I'll hafta pass, oh we--

Chichiri: *reaches into his kesa and pulls out an entire table, complete with tablecloth, and a whole buffet of food, which Miaka had cooked, and looked.. not even close to edible x.x* Ta da no da~! Dig in!

Miaka: *stares at the food, looking very green around the edges*

Tamahome: This isn't very nice, Chichiri!

Chichiri: I'm not in a very nice mood, TAMA! *starts to glow with chi*

Tamahome: *sweatdrop* Never mind.

Miaka: *nibbles at a raisin* *starts to choke, and keels over*

Nuriko: Oh SUZAKU!

Tamahome: Mitsukake! Get your prissy 6 year old butt over here!

Mitsukake: It's MITSU-CHAN! *sticks his tongue out at Tamahome, then gets up and heals Miaka*

Miaka: Oooh.. that was.. tingly.. Can I do it again?! ^-^

Minna: *sweatdrops*

Mits: Sure thang, honeybunch! You're my FRIIIEND! *squeezes Miaka* Aka-chan! Wai wai!

Miaka: *gasps for air* Hotohori-sama, truth or dare.

Hotohori: No more strip dancing for this emperor-sama... Truth

Miaka: has there ever been a time yourself or anyone else considered you ugly?

Hotohori: No, of course not! What an absurd question... Amiboshi, truth or dare?

Amiboshi: *warily* Truth.

Hotohori: If you had to choose between listening to "Blue Eyes, Blue" and sleeping with Miaka, what would you pick?

Amiboshi: of course sleeping with Mia..ka..sa o.o; *watches as she tries to gnaw off the table leg* eh.. then again, Blue Eyes, Blue isn't that bad, is it? ^^;; (I'd only hafta listen once, right?) Tamahome-san, truth or dare?

Tamahome: Dare..

Amiboshi: I dare you to.. uh.. give each of us 5 ryou each!

Tamahome: NOOOOOOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THAAAAAAT! *collapses sobbing on the floor*

Amiboshi: O.O Oh my.

Tasuki: *snickers* Is Obake-chan upset?

Tamahome: *still in hysterics clobbers Tasuki, then goes back to weeping* My okane..

Miaka: Wai! Money! I've been needing to buy some more food..

Tamahome: *sniffs* *begins destributing the money, one by one, wincing as he lets go of each coin* *by the time he's done, he's a quivering heap on the floor*

Nuriko: Tamahome, it's your turn...

Tamahome: *bursts into tears* I wanted to be a dancer when I grew up! But noooooo, that was a sissy occupation! WAAAAAAHHHH!

Minna: *sweatdrop*

Tamahome: *koff* Oh yes.. my turn.. *sniff* Ashitare truth or dare?

Ashitare: *mumbles somthing incoherent about master and being a good puppy*

Tamahome: Uh.. I'll take that as a truth.. How many times have you wanted to bite Nakago's head off for being such an ass?

Ashitare: *glances back at Nakago, who's snapping his whip* ...uh... uh..... Never!

Suboshi: I thought this was supposed to be the TRUTH.

Nakago: *glares at Suboshi*

Suboshi: *shrugs and kisses Yui again*

Ashitare: Who's left to torture?

Amiboshi: Uh.. there's Miboshi, but..

Tasuki: *turns away from the mess* That's %$#@ digusting! *turns to Taiitsukun* can we leave now? Now that Kouji and I have confessed our love for each other.. I want a little time alone, if ya know what I mean.. *winks with a toothy grin*

Kouji: *glomps tasuki* Gen-chan~! Don't leave me alone..

Tasuki: That's not what I /meant/, dammit! *snuggles Kouji*

Tamahome: That's just... really disturbing. >.O

Kouji: Whaddya mean by that, monster-boy?! *in a high-pitched voice* Tamahome. *lower* Miaka. *high* Tamahome... *goes on and on until Tasuki drags him off to the closet for some quality time ^^**

Mitsukake: C'mon Chiri-chan! You'll play tea party with Mitsu-chan, ne? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?! *grabs Chiriko's hand*

Chiriko: Uh.. *trying to pull away* Mitsukake-sa- eh.. Mitsu-chan.. uh.. I hafta study my scrolls.. Yes! That's it.. my scrolls, so if you'll excuse me..

Mitsukake: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! No one wants to play with Mitsu-chan!

Chichiri: Ano.. I think the game is over no da.. *pulling the kasa over his ruined hair* you don't have to act like a 6 year old girl any longer..

Mitsukake: Will Chichi-chan play with Mitsu-chan?!

Chichiri: THE GAME'S OVER NA NO DA! Finito! Done! You can stop acting like a child!

Mitsukake: *blinks* *falls over due to oxygen returning to his brain again*

Chiriko: Ne, where'd Suboshi-san's shirt go?

Chichiri: Yui! Suboshi! Find a closet! There are minors here! #^^# *tries to pry them away from each other with a crowbar*

Amiboshi: Gah! Forget that.. *opens a second conveniently placed closet, and shoves them in*

Chichiri: Good job no da!

Chiriko: *picks up Yui's skirt* Won't Yui-san be needing this?

Amiboshi: #OO# Not... under the circumstances.

Taiitsukun: Oi! All these Seishi falling in love with their mikos! Next thing you know, they'll be bringing their kids to the next Truth or Dare session!

Chichiri: N-Next no da?!

Chiriko: *hides behind Chichiri* I don't have to come, ne Chichiri-san? NE?! *jumps back, as Mitsukake walks over*

Chichiri: If you get to get out of this, then so do I no da! Lookit my hair!

Taiitsukun: NObody's getting out of it.. you're all going to come promptly when asked! I get bored.. it's lonely at the top, you know

Tamahome: You have a sick idea of entertainment..

Nuriko: I'll say... Nakago is nothing compared to you!

finished Jul '01

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